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Posted on Thursday, January 14 @ 15:08:06 EST
Topic: Medicine
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 Amidst ongoing turbulence among Democrats concerning the details of the new health care reform bill, it has come out that there will be an exemption for the Amish. They will be exempted entirely from any fines or penalties from any government mandated health insurance.
The Amish hold self reliance as a religious virtue and it is literally against their religion to participate in such a program. Therefore, due to my new-found philosophical similarities to the Amish (and a vision I had ... ahem) I have decided that I also am Amish.
Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! I'm comin' home!
It is widely expected that there will be many others who experience similar epiphanies and revelations that lead them to begin converting to the Amish religion shortly as well. See you in church!
Source:
Amish families exempt from insurance mandate -- Watertown Daily Times
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